Sorry, You’ve Got The Wrong Number
I was sitting in my living room when my phone started buzzing. I checked it, figuring one of my friends wanted to hang out, and was surprised to see a text from an unknown number with a different area code then mine. I opened the text and saw the message:
Unknown person (5:31): Hey danny
I was in a playful mood, so I decided to roll wit it.
Me (7:12): Hey!
Unknown person (7:19): Watcha doin
Me (7:26): Bout to dance
The conversation ended there. I assumed they’d figured out that they had the wrong number at that point. Luckily… they weren’t that smart. The next day I heard from this unknown person one more time:
Unknown person (1:49): Hey Danny (:
Me (6:20): hello :)
Me (6:22): Sorry it took me sooooo long to txt back! I was eating
Chinese food! YUMMM lolz
Unknown person (6:37): Ok its ok ha(:
Me (6:38): So wats up wit u? Hows life (:
Unknown Person (6:39): Just coming home from the mall and im
great how about you(:
Me (6:41): I’m doing great. Did u buy me anything… ? (:
Unknown person (6:41): Haha good. Um no but you can have me
Me (6:45): Hahaha… What’s ur name again?
Unknown person (6:45): Rachel
Me (6:46): Oh thanks. Sorry forgot. But I like the present idea ;)
Rachel (6:46): Hahaha its okay(: and good
Me (6:49): So let’s talk. What’s your favorite color?
Rachel (6:49): Turquoise and yours?
Me (6:50): Mauve. What’s ur fave kinda food?
Rachel (6:51): Thats cool. Lasagna(: wats yours?
Me (6:53): Well I’m vegan. So I like a good plate of tofu and organic
veggies. I miss bacon tho…
Rachel (6:54): Aww well that sounds good(:
Me (6:55): Wanna grab some vegan food sometime!!
Rachel (6:56): Fo sho
Me (6:57): Kewl baybay. So what u doing theesse dayz? Tell me
Rachel (6:58): Just basketball ice skating and hanging out(: wat
Me (7:01): Doing a lot of football, dance, and I’m gettin a little into
Rachel (7:01): Really? Thats good(:
Me (7:03): So when do u wanna go on that date?
Rachel (7:03): Thats up to you(: im free anytime
Me (7:05): Cool let’s go with sunday. 7pm? And I’ve been thinking
about shaving my head. Any thoughts? (:
Rachel (7:06): Tomorrow? Where? And no you look good right now
but either way youll still be hot
Me (7:07): How would u describe meeeeeeeee?
Rachel (7:08): Sexy sweet adorable muscular pretty much
Me (7:10): Thats girly baby sweet. How do u think I would describe
Rachel (7:10): You tell me(:
Me (7:12): Tall, blonde, with a beauty mark. Always wearing
Hollister, always smiling even though you have braces.
Rachel (7:12): Wat?
Me (7:14): Just joking! You’re…. Short, brunette, sans beauty
marks, always wearing abercrombe, and never smiling
because you never got braces?
Rachel (7:15): Danny lol your suppose to describe rachel not
someone else lol
Me (7:19): Hahaha! Why don’t you just decribe yourself. To be
honest I have no idea who u are. But u sound
Rachel (7:19): ): that makes me sad
Me (7:20): Kidding!
Rachel (7:20): okay
Me (7:23): Listen I’m about to go into a Nativity scene. I’ll see you
Rachel (7:23): Haha wat:
Me (7:25): How old ru again?
Rachel (7:25): 14
Me (7:28): Well I’m 29. I think you might have the wrong Danny.
This is Daniel Wilkes.
Rachel (7:28): This isnt danny diaz?
Me (7:29): Wow. This is embarrasing. Nope. I’m Danny Wilkes.
Rachel (7:30): Haha opps im very sorry! I thought nevermind sorry
Me (7:32): No I’m sorry!! So I guess we’re not on for Sunday then
Rachel (7:32): Haha nope. (: ha okay ima go now cause a 29year
old is probably going to get annoyed with me lol bye
Me (7:33): Haha bye! Good luck with Danny Diaz!
Rachel (7:33): thanks