Ego-Search
So I was doing the casual “ego search,” and happened to stumble upon a random bio written by someone who took the time to make me a last.fm page. I read it and died laughing. Thank you whoever did this. However, I sadly won’t be able to live up to these expectations…
Here’s the exact bio:
“Luke Walton brings a very Homeward Bound feel to the speakers. He takes you beyond 7th Heaven and past 8th Heaven straight up into 9th Heaven(and he does it with unparalleled ease and a grace that can only be attributed to God Almighty). With his humble low voice and incestuous lyrics he brings a sweet lullaby for all the heartbroken insomniacs of yesteryear. The style is all his own and he knows he can’t be perfect but he sure can try. If he was color he would be gold— pure gold. Wrapped in satin and fine linens resting on the hillsides of San Juan. In short… He’s a killer queen, gunpowder, turpentine, dynamite with a laser beam, guaranteed to blow your mind. Anytime!”
Original link: http://www.last.fm/music/Luke+Walton
